“Shut up, Max. So what model do you like? Have you ever tried the ones with French ticklers?”
“No, I guess I’m not up on the latest technology. Mine’s made in the USA and it’s just an IBM Selectric. How does the tickler function?”
~Miscommunication, Robin Hoselton
"For instance, one blue-eyed steer I named Sinatra. Another’s ears were unusually large and round--the logical choice: Mickey Mouse."
~Ignorance is Bliss, Robin Hoselton